Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Salty salty:part 2

Now this definately deserves a place in my blog..haha

For Biology today, we had a practical workout in which we had to dissect a kidney harvested from a goat. Sumhow of rather, i ended up having Vasanth as my lab partner (GASP). Philip and Jasmine were the other 2 on the same table.

Neways yea..we went to collect our kidney and it was mushy/smelly. The lab seriously smelt like a wet market at that moment. The both of us removed the layer of fat surrounding the kidney and ureter. Then we cut it into equal halves and observed the specific portions as told by our tcher.. We did a pretty good job at it i must say haha. Well all dat sounds routine doesnt it? haha wait till u get a hold of the latter part of it all.

Hmm...here it goes...Vasanth got the 'bright' idea of roasted kidney. He then proceeded into getting a lighter and actually began roasting it! I on the other hand was on a look out for our biology tcher, ms.cheang and the trainee tcher, ms.khau (i think dats hw its spelt). Haha man was dat a salty salty moment. Had to stop him a couple of times cause the smell was really getting prominent. haha

Afta burning it a lil mre...we noticed that it actually caused a decolouration of the kidney's surface which seemed to look like sum sorta growth or more rather-CANCER. Wat happens next is just ownage!

Here is the convo between ms.cheang, ms.khau, vasanth,i and a few others who were thr to observe as well.

Vas: tcher, tcher..look at our kidney! Cancer...i think the goat had cancer la...
Ms. khau: oh yea ah...im nt sure why its like dat. (she den calls ms.cheang)
Ms. cheang: Yes wat issit?
Vas: Tcher, wat is wrong wit our kidney??
Me: Yalah..i think its cancer or sum sort of growth judging frm the colour and texture.
Ms cheang: hmmm....true true...it musthv been a disease. Ms. khau wat do u think?
Ms.khau: (silence)
Ms. cheang: I do believe its a disease that has caused damage to the kidney.
Melvin: the goat smoke la tcher..haih...smoking
Ms.cheang: Huh??! dis is the kidney la boy...
Me: haha intoxification... tcher, but feel this...its kinda hard and nt at all normal.
Vas: yalah...
Ms.cheang: must have been struck by disease. thats the only explaination i cn give.
Vas: yaya

OMG! Vasanth and i were on the verge of laughter but we held it all in. Was kinda obvious we did sumthing fishy but haha...we even hi-fived infront of the rest. Only a handfull new wat we were up to actually cause they were naturally engrossed wit their own kidney's.

Dat just spells out salty salty to the max! And yet..we got away fine.

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